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Worse Thing's In Life.



A tall, middle-aged man walked through the halls of his mansion. He had dark brunette hair and icy blue eyes. He wears a huge white jacket with belt tails dangling at the back and a collar that went past his neck.

"Mokuba?"

Silence. He tired again.

"Mokuba are you here?"

Silence again. He walked through the corridors towards his office. Everything was neat and tidy, a left-over stack of paperwork was left in a stack of yellow files; upon the desk near his black and silver keyboard was also a half eaten bagel and a now, cold cup of coffee. Nothing out of the ordinary...

...Apart from his black desk phone had a orange light bulb that was currently blinking.

A message.

Kaiba moved towards the phone. His pace increasing along with his worry.

"Don't worry about me big brother, Serenity picked me up from the parent-teacher meeting today! Oh she says that you need to talk to your son more about his grades? Were on our way home so don't worry!"

He gave a small sigh and smile for the fact that his little brother was safe and sound, yet this quickly turned into a frown when he realised that Serenity would have a go at him for missing the parents meeting - there was no way out of it, she already knew that it was his 'day off' and had little work to do and the fact that he'd have to adjust to the fact that he has to speak with son. Content with the message Kaiba walked out of his office, through the halls and started to make his way to his room when he passed through his sons room but walked back to it's open door frame again.

It was neat.

His sons room was neat. Granted the red colour scheme and Slifer the Sky Dragon posters -much to the distaste of Seto - were still on the walls; Kaiba was astonished to see that his sons bed was nicely made and that everything such as pencils and school books were picked up. Something must have been wrong he realised, as his son was well known amongst his school friends as lazy and messy.

He then saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to

'Dad.'

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

              

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new    girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you, you two have drifted apart and your never home anymore. I have been finding real passion with a girl called Yubel and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad, she's pregnant. Yubel said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Yubel has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the gypsies that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so that Yubel can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself! Someday I'm sure that we will be back soon to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

                                                      Love, Your Son,

                                                                          -Jaden Yuki.



Seto sat down heavily on Jaden's bed with a thud. He hadn't blinked once during reading that letter and was still trying to get his head around it. 'He had...run away?' A pain went up his chest to where his heart was. He was torn as to whether to run outside and look for him, call the police or to call Mokuba & Serenity that Jaden was missing.

He then noticed faint scribbles on the far edge of the letter. Upon closer exception he realised these were letters.

P.S. - Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jessie's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my centre desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home!



Seto's eyebrow twitched in annoyance.

    

"JAAAADEEEEEENN!"



Meanwhile outside the Kaiba mansion Serenity had just pulled up in the car. Mokuba unbuckled his seat belt, jumped out and was about to run in when they both heard a yell.

"At least there communicating now…" Serenity mentioned closing the car door behind her. The pair both walked inside the house when they heard more mumbling from Seto.

"Will big brother be okay Serenity?" Said Mokuba giving her a worried look.

She tear-dropped. "Umm...of course Mok!"

(A/N: Read and Review please? Should I post a second chapter explaining what happens next?)
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It was neat. His sons room was neat. Something was wrong. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands & read the letter. ONESHOT...for now at least... I'm not sure should I continue?

I put the warning up because I didn't want to show that I was being offensive to mentioning's about AIDS, running away, drugs, etc. Purely parody.

''But wait Jaden's surname is Yuki not Kaiba!'' -Children don't always have the same surname as their parents.

''Yubel's character is all wrong!'' - First off, only the name Yubel was used. Not necessarily the duel card. Second, I hate her anyway!

''Seto would never act like that in a million years...'' - Having a robot father does that to ya...

''Mokuba is wayyyyy ooc!'' - Should I have told him to shut up?

''Jaden isn't that formal to write a letter.''  - Well we know he CAN write, because he hates goodbyes, and if I was going to write a letter knowing I was in trouble, I'd make it formal!

''Seto doesn't love Serenity he loves Kisara/Yugi/no-one/etc.''  - Well I'd never know I've never seen Yu-Gi-Oh! (Apart from one movie) but I think it looks cute, and anyway this isn't centered about Seto's love-life!

''This is stupid.''  - Thanks for reviewing!

''Jaden wouldn't have even be born/ isn't the right age to be Seto's kid.'' - Seto borrowed Yusei's Star-thingy dragon that suddenly knows how to time-travel in the Bonds-Beyond-Time movie to show-off to Serenity.
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kuro-kai08 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012
wow that was funny
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TrixieCherry Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2012  Student Writer
Thanks! Thanks for taking the time to review aswell!
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kuro-kai08 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2012
your welcome
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CyberAngel08 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I definitely cracked up reading the part of the.'P.S.' even I thought it was real and just wanted to punch the computer :D Great job!!
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TrixieCherry Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2012  Student Writer
Haha! Yup, who thought Jaden had a SMART side!?
Seto's gonna kill him in the next chapter!
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CyberAngel08 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
ha!! now that i wanna see!!
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frimshady54 Featured By Owner May 24, 2012
totally should post a second chapter, its really intresting
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TrixieCherry Featured By Owner May 27, 2012  Student Writer
Aw thank you! I'm finding a bit of trouble since it won't contain the same amount of comedy as the first chapter so I can't decide if it should remain as a oneshot...
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frimshady54 Featured By Owner May 27, 2012
i'm sure you'll come up with something and if u don't, its a good one shot
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